Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
my grandpa was trying to put butter into the pepsi and i'm like "grandpa what are you doing" and he looks down and goes "well i guess that wouldn't taste good anyway"
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
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