In America we eat man semen.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
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