The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
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