I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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