We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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