I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
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