shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
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