Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
Randomize
