My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
You can't just leave with hair like that
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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