She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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