Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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