Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
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