We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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