North Korea, Best Korea!
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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