it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
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