what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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