Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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