did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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