every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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