just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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