My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
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