Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
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