I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
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