I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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