I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
The struggles of a small town man whore
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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