Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
Randomize
