C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
whose parrot is this?
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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