ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
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