I woke up this morning in a strange bed with a kid with an accent playing with my feet.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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