Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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