So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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