Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
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