What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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