he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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