He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Just saw a girl leaving CVS on her bike with a case of beer. She tried to ride one handed with the case under her other arm and fell over off the sidewalk. I'm glad to see someone else's life is a bigger joke than mine.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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