Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
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