Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
Dude, I just woke up on the floor of some random chick's floor with puke in my hair and a posted note on my forehead that said "It's over." Dude I wasn't even aware I was in a relationship...
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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