i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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