My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
When the bouncer doesn't let you in... Don't ask him where he works so you could file a complaint with the better business bureau... It only proves him right.
It's 5 PM...and you're 35. Congrats on being an amazing human being.
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