i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
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