IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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