bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
It's blow job season.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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