it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
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