he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
If I die, sorry about rent.
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