Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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