Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
I forgot to tell you, that tinder guy literally lives 15 floors beneath me. I have been creepily saying things to him like "I see youve got a hammer on the patio"
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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