Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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