We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Buhtt sex?
So called my VP's house on Sunday drunk and told him that if he didn't hire me for the new position I would skull fuck his wife. They asked me to go home today. Thanks again Vodka
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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