She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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