He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
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I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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