That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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